Farcical – Definition
far?ci?cal noun A vehicle with two wheels in tandem, propelled by combustible gas issued forth from the riders buttocks via a form of miniature jet engine connected to the rear wheel and frame, and...
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I’m frustrated because my lawnmower broke while I was mowing and now I cant fix it or finish my mowing. I’m confused because I didn’t really want to mow the lawn and now I can’t. I should be happy, but...
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Definition: The Breakfast of Champions
The Breakfast of Champions – a term originally used to describe any potentially nutritious breakfast cereal endorsed by a sporting hero, is now used to describe a completely ridiculous breakfast...
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Definition: his and hers
His and hers is a marketing term to describe a product in two variations each lacking in practical merit by itself, but illustrated as being useful for a specific gender in comparison to the other....
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Humans: A swarm of mathematically predictable, carbon-rich, meat sacks. I simply must try harder to perceive people as more than just mathematically predictable meat sacks. But they are very crunchy…...
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